25 4 / 2013
I should show this to potential suitors!
Hahahahahahahhaha yes
(Source: winonaryderscrazyeyes, via roxasarc)
27 10 / 2012
whats your stripper name?
First Name:
A- Angry
B-Sugar
C-Amberellie
D-Dandy
E-Star
F-Barbie
G-Iris
H-Bambi
I-Chloe
J-Queenie
K-Jelexis
L-Clarisse
M-Montana
N-Texas
O-Issica
P-Jayde
Q-Sparkle
R-Shiny
S-Kitty
T-Puppy
U-Fishy
V-Fantasy
W-Roxy
X-Merri
Y-Ciao Bella
Z- Zara
Last Name
A-Panties
B-Cream Brule
C-Silk
D-Velvet
E-Shine
F-Fairy
G-Hooter
H-Lips
I-Hips
J-Toes
K-Kiss
L-Laurel
M-Spank
N-Heat
O-Onyx
P-Penny
Q-Whore
R-Whip
S-Princess
T-Heart
U-Fishnet
V-Sizzle
W-Hershey
X-Juice
Y-Yorkie
Z-Midnight
(via hissing-squirrels)
12 9 / 2012
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
That’s dark. I love it.
(Source: idiotshitbaby, via noahcalh0un)
