whats your stripper name?
pink-c0tton-candy: First Name: A- Angry B-Sugar C-Amberellie D-Dandy E-Star F-Barbie G-Iris H-Bambi I-Chloe J-Queenie K-Jelexis L-Clarisse M-Montana N-Texas O-Issica P-Jayde Q-Sparkle R-Shiny S-Kitty T-Puppy U-Fishy V-Fantasy W-Roxy X-Merri Y-Ciao Bella Z- Zara Last Name A-Panties B-Cream Brule C-Silk D-Velvet E-Shine F-Fairy G-Hooter H-Lips I-Hips J-Toes ...
mpregbert: revputty: have you ever sneezed so hard that you forgot who you were
bowleggedbeauty: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween That’s dark. I love it.
zhcnsile asked: omg congrats on your period! :D
Cosmo sex tip #254
cosmo-sex-tips: In the middle of sex, say ” Long live the king” then push him off the bed. trust. this works.
How is everyone posting stuff about the episode of gravity falls that hasn’t aired yet?!?(the one with waddles)!!!
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A FANGIRL.
why are you on tumblr if you aren’t a fangirl ALL THE NOTES
thepnds: chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck i was not expecting that plot twist Aww…that’s so… WAIT WHAT?!
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her...
I don't even smoke, so...
Why do I feel the way smokers do when they say “damn, I need a cigarette”?
whorey-for-horan: n-imrod: “not much has changed but they lived underwater” that’s a pretty fucking huge change what the fuck jonas brothers *Busted THANK YOU. Breaks my heart busted doesn’t ever get credit for this song.
wishing i had a table flipping conveyer belt.
I will sing this song. In front of a crowd....
For some reason
I wanted to search the Alzheimer’s tags, just to see what i would find. The stories I read were so sad and so touching. It’s been 11 months since my dad passed from it. It’s hard to hear that anyone else is going through the things I had to go through at such a young age, especially to see that some of the people are fathers like mine, not a grandparent. I guess I just thought...
Anonymous asked: are you okay? need someone to talk to?
The ones depressed don't dress in black. The ones...
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
skippingincircles: omg do this i will cry Nobody has ever won this. Ever. You may have noticed this last night, but I love this game. I feel like nobody will do this but it will be fun if they do:p