ilovequintinberry: andrewbreitel: THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR My fav “IM KATRINA BITCHES!!!!!”
cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend: when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
Doctor: Are you sexually active? →
lulz-time: Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset (via/follow Death by Lulz)
me:mom, do you know what comic con is? mom:yes, that’s where all the spiderman and star wars people go. me:“spiderman and star wars people”? what are those? mom: you know..those people. they dress up and read comic books together
me: breathe if you'd date me
me: stop, you're gonna pass out
hypnotiqradiance asked: What are some of your short-term goals? How about long-term?
Everyone who reblogs this will get pensive,...
warpedtouring asked: thanks for the follow love <3
i can't wait to get married
youremyguidinglight: i’m gonna walk down the aisle like and i’ll be all like my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like then we’re gonna go to the reception and party then go to our hotel room and bang then live happily every after but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
therecklessandthefag: ipeealotwiththeuniverse: jalexaremyhomeboys: prettyfromafar-farfrompretty: faggotsatsix: imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member Imagine you went on a date. imagine you went blind imagine all the people